Thursday, March 6, 2008

Queen Victoria Finds A New Watering Hole


News flash! Queen Victoria or a woman who looked similar to the black garbed monarch was seen on the arm of hunched man in a tailored suit Wednesday evening. Eyewitnesses to the sighting, say that the man appeared to have been Disraeli. As the pair moved slowly down Lincoln Avenue away from the Red Lion Pub, muttering could be heard barely audible over the rustling of crinoline that yet ANOTHER established public house had taken Imperial expansion all to literally.

Reports claim that the indignant pair then crossed the street, hopped into an awaiting cab, and sped off.

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